fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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