she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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