One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
That's how pantless uber rides happen
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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