problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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