Already got asked if we're dating
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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