I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
ttyl tear gas
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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