Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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