idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
fuck your aforementioned shoe
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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