all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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