Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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