you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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