And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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