A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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