how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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