Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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