last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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