Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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