i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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