How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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