no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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