I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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