I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize