Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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