apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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