So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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