God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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