So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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