Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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