what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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