Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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