I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Even my vagina gasped.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You can make out without kissing
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