i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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