The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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