okay pat passed out under dana's car
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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