but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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