what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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