If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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