she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
