cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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