If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
you never un-have a 4some
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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