also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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