Soap is not a condiment
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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