Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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