spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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