I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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