I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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