Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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