??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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