Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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