Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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