O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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