Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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