I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I love you. Go after that dick
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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