Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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