I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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